Shalom to tea drinkers! Ivan tea producers are going to buy Lipton plants in Russia for about 1.5 billion rubles. With the condition that the brand will remain with us for at least another 3-5 years.
According to our information, the Union of Russian Ivan Tea Producers is negotiating with the company to replace the yellow giant in our market. For a yard and a half, they promise to leave the staff and set up production with the supply of imported products.
According to them, our consumer deserves to drink not brown dust, but normal Russian bushes, so the raw materials will be only domestic. The assortment will be replaced gradually, so as not to arouse suspicion. And then you can pour boiling water on root crops, hogweed leaves and door jambs - but these are already delights.
Mash (@breakingmash)
According to our information, the Union of Russian Ivan Tea Producers is negotiating with the company to replace the yellow giant in our market. For a yard and a half, they promise to leave the staff and set up production with the supply of imported products.
According to them, our consumer deserves to drink not brown dust, but normal Russian bushes, so the raw materials will be only domestic. The assortment will be replaced gradually, so as not to arouse suspicion. And then you can pour boiling water on root crops, hogweed leaves and door jambs - but these are already delights.
Mash (@breakingmash)